MacKenzie Tandaleo Yoder, Second Assistant Head Cheerleader and treasurer of the junior class at Grover Norquist High School in Provo, Utah, writes:
Dear Grammer Genious,
How do you spell syzygy? Obviously that can't be right.
Signed, MacKenzie
Dear MacKenzie,
I told you and told you to not ask me spelling questions. But besides, I think your cat must have walked on your keyboard. Whatever word it was that you were asking about came out as just a jumble of letters. Write to me again.
The Grammer Genious
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