Abbess

George Bailey III, Chief Enforcing Officer in the Foreclosures Division of the Bailey Bros. Building and Loan Association in Bedford Falls PA, writes:

Dear Grammer Genious,

What is an abbess?

-Signed, George Bailey III

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Dear Mr. Bailey,

That’s easy. An abbess is the wife of an abbott.

-The Grammer Genious

PS. Hey, unless you meant to say “abcess.” Is that what you meant? Because that would be something different.